“You there! Come into my shop! Please! No, don’t walk away…You sire! Come forth into my shop! Buy my gloves! Oh, just throw it on the floor then you ungrateful cretin. Stop stealing my shield you assburger!”
Perfect Universe is a wonderful, monochrome, hand-drawn platform game by Will Sykes Games. It’s comprised of 3 single player modes, and 6 smaller multiplayer modes (playable in local play, or with AI).